Jake Paul

A cancerous plague accidentally made by two numb nuts who's condom ripped. His one goal in life is to make trash content for 7 year olds who suffer with severe brain damage except the content doesnt help but instead makes the brain damage worse.

Jake Paul Blows Balls

by Jake pauls cousin July 6, 2021

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

Jake

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together

I love jake

by myaisthebesttttr January 25, 2022

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sweet man/boy who is usually shy and won’t say hi first. Though he may be shy he is a really passionate, kind, and really funny. He likes being talked to and will ask you how you are. Jake has really good style and really cute hair that will make you wanna run your fingers through it!!! In all Jake is someone to keep around. And he’s a total cutie😉

Boy “Oh hey it’s Jake!”
Girl “omg tell him I said he’s cute”
Boy 2 “he’s so funny”

by :)yeahimcool February 10, 2021