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in your face

defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt

According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.
by Beachsaint December 30, 2007
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slow your roll

1. Slow Down. Be Calm.
2. Slow down your game. Stop coming on so strong to a female.
1. "Slow your roll homie, I'm tryin' to relax up in this mutha."
2. "You'd better slow your roll junior player, you'll just get shutdown down out going like that."
by Diego August 20, 2003
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You're Just Jealous!

What delusional fucks use when people insult their favourite band/artist. Very common among Jonas Brothers' fangirls. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that people hate their "beloved" Jonas Brothers so in denial they say "You're just jealous!". Oh really? I am certain you also hate stuff like lets say heavy metal bands so does it make you jealous of them? Morons.
Guy: Jonas Brothers' suck!

Girl: OMFG! You're just jealous!

Guy: Why the fuck would I be jealous? I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Nirvana and more.

Girl: OMFG those bands are like the worst in history.

Guy: You hate them but are you jealous of them?

Girl: No!

Guy: Then retarded bitch, how am I suppose to be jealous of the Jonas Brothers?
by Person With Logic November 7, 2009
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your welcome

The improper way of typing out the phrase You're welcome.

Often used by people who never learned how to spell, or who lack Grammar teachers that give a damn.
Your = Possesion; This is your salami.
You're = You are; Are you sure you're gonna do that?

guy: "Thanks alot."
guy 2: "Your welcome."
guy: "Wow. You're an idiot."
by cadon June 30, 2009
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monkey on your back

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.
"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."
by Guthlac A February 10, 2010
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Bond Your Boys

The act of applying a drying substance to the scrotum and taint (grundle) in order to prevent unnecessary moisture.
If you don't bond your boys, you'll get bat wings.
by Chet Boxby November 5, 2006
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not as green as you're cabbage looking

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
by splatharri March 29, 2010
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