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Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
by JEPJEP November 7, 2020
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Josh

Absolute Alpha male,will cuck your dad,and brother. has a magnum cock of an impressive 47 inches
"yo look at josh there, hes so hot"
by Bigcockguy12 December 28, 2021
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Josh

Josh is a quiet and shy guy on the outside but can be nice and romantic. He is never quick to lose his temper and is very calm. If you break up with him he will be pissed off and confused. He doesn’t understand much about love but is very book smart. He is overall Aspiring beautiful intelligent tasteful charming and helpful.
Girl: I love josh!
Other girl: Why? He’s kind of weird.
Girl: Yeah but I still like him.
by OuttaDaWae May 8, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a dry guy. He sends you to the sky with his boring quotes from Bill Nye. He eats too much lasagna. say something wrong he'll cry to his mama. Sometimes i think he thinks he's Obama. Soon he gonna join the force with Osama Bin Laden.
by BigBoy696942069 November 10, 2021
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josh

josh is wrong
by 12ea32 June 27, 2023
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Josh
Usually fat or chubby and likes reading and always has a book with him to read also loves the TV and especially the tv show Walking Dead. Either Hispanic or Asian.
OMG do you see that guy he's definitely a Josh.
by Love77u66 December 11, 2016
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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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