David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.

Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh

by Dabrell March 17, 2022

David

A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.

David was daviding around the wellness event center.

by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022

David yates

Meaning a sexy guy whos dick id blow all the way home id bounce up and down on it till he couldnt cum no more id not quit intill he begged me to id make sweet hardcore dirty sex to his tall skinny ass with the Y vain in his head and ninja RC tattoo yep thats you boo 😘

#1hey david yates were you been.
#3 around...y watsup?
#1well if u want we can wait intill he leaves to play a game with me
#3ok but wat do u mean ?

#1 just wait ima show u its a surprise "wink wink"

#2=he ...goes to store
#1 me as she gets on #3.

#3 ...oh shiit gurl....shhhiiittt.
#1 starts blowing the job then the job starts to get harder and harder so she puts his dick in her pussy then its a done deal makin a piggy squeel type shit lol

by Cheybaby101 May 3, 2018

David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

David

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023

David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig

David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig in Oppenheimer; remember when he was in 'The Family?' now he's in something BIG. Making waves in physics and still rockin' the boyish charm.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's the guy looking like he's solving the universe in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's David Rysdahl as Donald Hornig, dude! From 'The Family' to atom bombs.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023