by Constellation89 August 8, 2018
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You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!
by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018
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A woman who looks like she plays it by the books, but actually gets high thinking about other people getting high, yet doesnt partake?
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Is a white rap queen with soul of a Sista!
Person 1: Is that woman high?
Person 2: nah man, she’s Straighty 180, she gets high just thinking about weed but she don’t smoke
Person 2: nah man, she’s Straighty 180, she gets high just thinking about weed but she don’t smoke
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Get the Straight husband mug.Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.
Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?
Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.
Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.
Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.
Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.
by godandanime04 October 24, 2018
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