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Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2025
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Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!
Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
by anonymous November 9, 2025
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(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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RIDE

Going all in , embracing destiny past and beyond all limitations , changing ones fate each day ! Stepping boldly into the unknown and moving forward regardless of inevitability !
Choose to RIDE — go all in, embrace destiny past and beyond all limitations, change your fate each day, step boldly into the unknown, and keep moving forward regardless of inevitability.
by MORIDE November 19, 2025
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California Helicopter Ride

A homosexual act whereas one man will ride another man and by gyrating his hips, windmill his erect penis.
Bill gave Ted that California Helicopter ride, now hes obsessed with him.
by Mr_Hands November 25, 2025
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Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025
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Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.
"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.
by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025
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