prosthetic penis

An artificial penis.

Haha that loser has a prosthetic penis.

by Chrissssssssssssssssssssssss June 20, 2006

Penis Shrapnel

n. possible out come of performing Greek Fire. The lit penis can ignite methane gas in the gastrointestinal tract of the recipient causing an explosion, and thus creating penis shrapnel.

The Greek Fire went wrong and i got some "Penis shrapnel". When I pulled out all I had was a bloddy stump.

by Carrotglace February 14, 2007

Penis Envy

Penis Envy is the feeling some guys have when they see a dude with a big dick.

Some of the cadets get Penis Envy when they see my Perfect Dick!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

penis helmet

A small helmet, usually made out of an alloy, used to protect the head of your penis. Can be worn with or without a dick strap.

To avoid bruising his cock, Mjolhner strapped on a penis helmet.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005

Italian penis

A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German

OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.

by Leslie the 'inlove' August 11, 2008

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Penis Colada

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.

Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!

by Torso69 June 11, 2009