Joe Lemire 

A fat, useless, heap of human excrement and also the better(?) half of the (should me deemed) clinically retarded, ass-looks-like-a-bag-of-wet-clothes who can't bare children so she needs to resort to trying to snatch children to fulfill her dreams of being a mom named Aimee (notice the white trash spelling of the name). To be a Joe Lemire, one must not be able to hack it in the Navy and be an absent, dead-beat father who disappeared for 10 years only to return with obsurd threats and demands. If you are a Joe Lemire, you should kill yourself.

"Did you hear about Tommy? He got the boot from the Navy and hasn't seen or paid child support to his kid for over a decade!"
"He is such a Joe Lemire."

Joe Lemire by TheNillaInVanilla December 30, 2011

Joe-Foodied 

To get your dick shot and heart kicked in at the same time.

that bitch got straight up joe-foodied for walking away from him in the middle of a conversation.

Joe-Foodied by Steegerr December 23, 2013

Joe York 

A Ring Announcer whose main event introductions stir the competitive spirit in athletes about to compete, as well as the fervor of the fans in attendance to a level so passionate that it generates a frenzy which envelopes the match or event in a sound wave that shocks all in attendance, leaving them in an aura of amazement.

This rare phenomenon only occurs when performed by it's namesake, Ring Announcer Joe York.

The crowd was anticipating the action when the ring announcer tried to pull a Joe York but failed miserably to live up to it and the crowd turned on him as they knew the difference.

Joe York by Jaques Strapski April 16, 2016

joe mazza 

He's a bitch

Hes Joe mazza

joe mazza by joe Chiarrochi June 3, 2016

Joe red

Joe red is usually a bad ass mofo that is just sexy as hell and smart as a whip. Ladies love him and men want to be him . He can be sweet and kind and funny ,at the same time being dangerously handsome, always knows the right thing s to say and his actions scream loader than words,he is the man a myth and a legend... Also incredible in bed.

Dude that's totally Joe red !!!

Joe red by Redjoeker December 22, 2016

Joe Weller

Plastic also known for kitty and teapot

Joe weller is plastic.

Joe Weller by Uhhj September 10, 2018

joe dan 

a nice guy who always tries to please others. very smart and funny as heck. he'll support you no matter what, and you'll fall in love with his gorgeous eyes.

person 1: have you met joe dan? he's such a nice guy.
person 2: yeah, i want to marry him.

joe dan by amitoooldforwarriorsyet October 10, 2018