pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022

Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.

"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven

by Retract3 January 13, 2021

pocket homie

Al Amin ! When you’re not quite the big Homie

He thought he was the big Homie but it turns out he was the pocket homie

by Sjh October 15, 2017

pocket billies

When you reach your hand deep in your pocket and start rubbing one out on the sly

Look at this guy in the corner playing a round of pocket billies

by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021

Pocket

Another word for pussy.

You did you get any pocket last night. Good shit Riley you finally got yourself some pocket. OH YEAH BABY STICK IN IN MY pocket.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD

Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.

by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex

Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet

by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023