Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

Cum Pocket

The act of ejaculating into a hot pocket.

"Yo gauge remember that Cum Pocket you made"

by Szvail December 7, 2020

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Hot pocket

Where one excretes on a females genitals and pushes it in with a penis or a dildo

Guy1: Bro I totally hot pocketed Lisa

Guy2: that’s kinda gross

by Youoyoyooyiy December 12, 2020

Pocket Sauce

When a guy jerks off in his pants and cums in his pocket.

“I stuck my hand in my pocket and my hand got covered in pocket sauce”

by Funketto December 24, 2020

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021