Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick

Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by anonymous December 7, 2021

jimnast...eeks

jim nasty steaks is sussy

I love jimnast...eeks

by henx January 29, 2022

Mentally eel

An imaginary fish

"i have a mentally eel friend"

by Soot LeCat April 1, 2022

Rere eem

A retarded ass bet that won’t hit

Hey Ben, just threw a buck 20 on a rere eem. Shit is not hitting lol.

by Grudle April 14, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022

van Eeden

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.

"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"

by mickylolo June 14, 2022