Puppy dog

When a guy has no experience with girls..sexually

My boyfriend is a puppy dog ...

by Andreawhaaaat June 3, 2011

up dog

an intro to a corny joke

drunkard
"It smells like updog in here!"
oblvious man
"whats up dog?"
drunkard
"WHATS UP DOG?"

by hairy chonch May 1, 2003

Chili Dog

Chili dog is when you deficate on a woman's chest then stick your penis between her breasts and proceed to fuck her.

I gave my g/f a chili dog last night and woke up this morning missing a kidney.

by Ant Laws November 17, 2006

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

Shit dog

A derogatory expression directed toward an object or living thing. In reference to a dog who eats its own vomit and/or excrement.

"My friend and boss just fucked my wife. They are complete shit dogs".

by Nelstone September 26, 2010

Corn Dogged

When you fuck someone in the ass and when you pull out your dick has corn on it.

I fucked Lindsay Burck in the ass last night, and got corn dogged, we didn't even have corn for dinner!!!

by Original Bill March 21, 2011

butt dog

When your girlfriend is not in the mood for sex, you spoon her and put it between her cheeks like a butt dog.

Mary had a headache last night, so I gave her a butt dog!

by Ed-o-rama May 31, 2006