bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

by Smitty February 24, 2003

Cool story, bro!

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!

by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010

ultimate lax bro

originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter

ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude

by calilaxer23 May 05, 2010

captain save a bro

1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!

by RelationshipGoals101 May 09, 2016

get waves bro

anyone who says this is an opp

“get waves bro” “opposition”

by zenitsudagoat.. July 30, 2021

Nah bro, what is this

when you encounter a rubbish thing and you're like nah bro what is this bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro

"you have to do a 100000 word essay"
"Nah bro, what is this", " bro nah bro what is this bro what bro nah bro""

by BotBot3000 May 03, 2021

ITS EVERYDAY BRO

The most whitest song ever™️ by the group known as Team 10. The lyrics are complete trash and no one to this day can figure out what the fuck they mean. If you like this song you are either under the age of 12 or you have a reallllllly bad taste in music. Some people who sing in this song are the cringe lord Jake Paul, Tessa Brooks, and NICK CROMPTION

bro did you see this dumass song named ITS EVERYDAY BRO

yeah i did my friend's dog's babysitter's 12 year old daughter on musical.y listens to it literally everyday bro

by lickylickylittledicky July 08, 2017