April 22

National couples anniversary day

Maya: babe did you know it's our anniversary today?
Callum: omg is it April 22?
Maya:yeah
Callum:happy anniversary my love

by cheese_cake001 April 21, 2024

APRIL 23rd

Spoil the people that were born on this day

Me:can I have some Jordan’s

Mom:no
Me:it’s April 23rd

by anonymous December 11, 2020

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021

April 8

Today on April 8 your boyfriend is supposed to give you his sweater/hoodie

Gf - “It’s April 8th, give me your sweater.”
Bf - “Okay, Here is my sweater”

by anonymous April 7, 2024