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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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apple

A delicious red fruit much better than oranges, though orange lovers say otherwise
Wow that apple looks so good
by BUTT RUSH November 2, 2017
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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rollin apples

yo im rollin apples to smoke from you in
by guccigucciguccigucci August 15, 2011
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apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.
stop being an apple-knocker
by apple-knocker April 16, 2018
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apple

Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)
I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG
by goldennggr July 18, 2022
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