cunt bump

When you score in a game and you do a cunt bump..like a chest bump

A cunt bump is Like a chest bump but with vaginas

by jennyjennylang April 14, 2014

the hunt for cunt

- a phrase meant to be used when one seeks maaad pussy.
(the 3 a's in "mad" are essential)

Person 1: "Hey man, I heard that you're going to Boracay. In case you didn't know, that is THE place to get laid."

Person 2: "Is that so? Well then, The Hunt for Cunt has b e g u n!"

by SinglesNearYou January 5, 2018

Vintage Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is especially funny or notable.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Webb in '06.

Lj: Anthony is a pedo
Webb: Vintage Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 27, 2008

Bilge Cunt

An insult used predominantly by sea-fairing gentlemen to describe someone who is an all-round asshole, generally inept, or someone who has cocked up in epic proportions.

This term is sometime adopted as a colloquial greeting, most commonly used in Australia.

Sailor - "The motor for the anchor is jammed!"
Able Seaman - "Don't worry, I've found the problem; someone left a rag in here."
Sailor - "Some bloody bilge cunt must have been left it there last time the ship was in port for service!"

by FDragon June 15, 2011

witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them

Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him

by kdawg4 June 8, 2009

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after

After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"

by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019