wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019

Wet Clothing (cloth-ing)

The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk

Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed

It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning

by LocNilla February 9, 2019

West Virginia Wet Wipe

When you’re out of wet wipes so you spit on TP and give it a scrub back there.

Dry paper wasn’t cutting it. Had to use a West Virginia wet wipe.

by Nam0r February 6, 2020

Wet hot Sacramento summer

When a girl squirts.

Last night, my lady had a wet hot Sacramento summer and I had to change the sheets.

by Plwoohoo May 30, 2017

Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018

Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

by W34evr May 1, 2016