When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.
”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”
by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018
Get the Do the clone warsmug. War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the War Thundermug. The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.
“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”
“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
by squishavacado January 3, 2022
Get the Great War of Olly Bollymug. many think this name is slightly ironic considering the great war is reponsable for most current wars but it is true that this war changed the populair view of war from heroic and noble to violent, traumatic and violent and thus in the long run may end the practice forever
by I_eat_dick November 16, 2021
Get the The war to end all warsmug. A coOkY cRAzY spAcE adventure with memorable characters and lines that are so recognisable, even the sound of a character breathing can be recognised by non Star Wars fans
Guy with Asthma: Fuck I lost my puffer, *wheeze* *cough* someone call an ambulance
55 Year old Neckbeard who hasn't seen the sun in years: Whoa dude! Thats an amazing Darth Vader impression bro, have you seen The Star Wars Saga before?!?
55 Year old Neckbeard who hasn't seen the sun in years: Whoa dude! Thats an amazing Darth Vader impression bro, have you seen The Star Wars Saga before?!?
by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022
Get the Star Warsmug. Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018
Get the Granny Warmug. A war between Floptropica and Da Boyz from 1914 to 1918. The war ended with a peace treaty written by Tonyloni Lopezin after 635,873 citizens were killed, and 8,642,378,623 were maimed
by I SVCKED 83 DEEKS IN THIS BITH May 19, 2023
Get the Great Badussy Warmug.