pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

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Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.

That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers

by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022

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d topping

something you do with your boy fick on top yaknow what im sayin?

"jimmy and bob were totally d topping last night!"

by hiya sisters March 29, 2018

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I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 02, 2023

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Space Top

The very best feeling in the world, only given by the most hydrated of thots. The first of mankind to receive such an honor would be the big man himself Joe Urban. space top is not within description the closest you can get it 2 words. Joseph Urban.

"Man i wish i could get me some space top."
*gets slapped*
Person that actually has a brain: " Are you fucking stupid? Only one man ever can achieve that, Joe."

by WannabeJoeU1day December 10, 2019

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