Hot Mess

a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair.

"catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."

by khwot December 15, 2011

Hot Poop

Shit in a bowl cooked in a microwave.

Hot Poop is AWESOME with a side of jism

by bgurebuveirnvr August 22, 2008

hot-to-trot

Someone with good looks, sex appeal and that is damn fine!

'Check him out-
hot-to-trot or what?!'

by Fizz Fizz May 12, 2006

Hot Carl

A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.

Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"

by J-Mama July 13, 2012

hot water

Apparently it's just what dehydrated babies need, according to John McCain. Preferably in bottled form.

John McCain:
"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."


Guy from The Waterboy:
"Hey! Water's better cold."

by Benjamin Haines August 6, 2008

Hot Chocolate

When a person chews a Hershey's Kiss without swallowing; the other then kisses deeply, licking the chocolate off the tongue

Herbert: Hey Pixie, I want some chocolate...
Pixie: What kind of chocolate do you want?
Herbert: HOT Chocolate!

by ThePrinceof336 March 29, 2011

hot ass

an alcoholic drink that combines Hot Tamales candy and Shmirnoff Ice.

Ashleigh and Krystal invented a new drink they dubbed "Hot Ass".

by erin October 26, 2004