rust

R.U.S.T. acronym (Really Undeniable Serious Talk)

a term used when expressing agreement with other persons/objects/ideas

person 1: Let's go to the park and rave
person 2: rust.

person 1: I'm effing hungry bro, i'm down for some pizza hut.
person 2: rust.

by sandy assboy August 4, 2010

Rustang

The proper name given to a Ford Mustang.

-My V6 Camaro whooped that Rustang Cobra
-At best Rustangs are driven by girls that don't have someone to tell them to drive a Camaro

by Ironsides November 26, 2006

rustic

In for sale adds, rustic is a euphemism for old and shitty.

Her vagina was a bit rustic, but I was in a pinch.

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

RustyCanoe

A sexual act where an individual poops onto a plate, it is important to note that the turd must be solid. Next, place the fresh log on the plate and put into a freezer until the turd is thoroughly frozen. Once frozen the turd log is then used as a dildo until it becomes unthawed, losing its dildo-like shape and feel. Can be used for both vaginal and/or anal stimulation.

Lil B, the basedgod, is famous for pioneering the RustyCanoe and is known to own a large freezer full of frozen turd dildos for his and his homies pleasure.

by TYFYTA January 9, 2014

Rustic Charmer

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.

Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.

by alex krukowski January 21, 2010

Rustledust

The flaky skin that's abundant when a man has been jerking off too much

Jeff: Did you see all those "features" on Skinemax last night?

Julian: Yeah, I've been wanking so much my underpants are full of rustledust!

by mustangshane August 27, 2011

rustic circle

To create a rustic circle ..... a blowjob must be given and at that moment the receiver of the blow job, must insert there big toe in the ass of their partner ...creating a circle....RUSTIC CIRCLE

Lord Farquaad is getting a blow job from Fiona...deep throating and gagging Lord Farquaad inserts his big toe into Fiona's tight ass creating a rustic circle

by hagar the terrible December 24, 2013