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Fine!Potato

Rarest girl ever
She have 6+ bfs
And she like to using filters too
Omg Fine!Potato you're very amazing

(On sucking pp)
by Its ya boi May 17, 2020
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family
Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!
by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020
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Potato

Potato is my friend.
by The Potato Baron February 11, 2020
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Potato

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls
"Stop calling me cute" potato

"Stop muting me
by WeaintjokingLa February 17, 2020
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Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.
LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.
by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020
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Oh my mother's potatoes

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!
by jborg_arts March 1, 2020
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