Pointing bird

Super cool lad that gets so many bitches, if you see him on the street give him a cheeky tug

Just saw pointing bird amazing head

by It was i dio February 13, 2022

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

CB Humming Bird

The act of sucking out the hot frothy ejaculate out of your wife after her cuck done drop a 4 day load. After such gargling to savor the flavor.

I can’t wait till her cuck comes over, I’m in the mood for a CB Humming Bird.

by DroptheFlag July 11, 2024

Free Birds

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022

Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

the biggest bird

the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales

the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird

hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅

by thebiggestbird February 15, 2023

Bird

Bird (noun)
/bərd/

A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.

“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”

by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025