brain

something I lost when I was 2 months old.

me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain

by if you raed this u gay October 29, 2018

Brain

The good succ

Man I just want some brain, you know

by The Yocker July 10, 2017

Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

brain folded

Having your brain folded is when you or a specific person says something so stupid you can’t believe

Person 1: Bro why do they call them strippers their close are already off

Person 2: Are you serious man your brain folded

by TNewman1234 August 11, 2017

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

brain kids

When she swallows the load

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids

by MoManTheG August 24, 2017