me when I was born: hi world
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain
my parents: we should probably drop it as hard as we can on the floor
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thats how I lost my brain
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Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
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