Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

Mermaid Kiss by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

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National Kiss and Grope Day

Yall niggas be hearing about these National Dates. So ‘ere’s another one. National kiss and Grope day, on the 28th of April You must Kiss and Grope your girl/ man or S/O. Without askin’ Questions. Just do it

Oh dayuum Holmes, it’s National Kiss and Grope Day. Can’t wait to tell my Ruca ‘bout this!

National Kiss and Grope Day by YBN QueefStain May 30, 2018

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Polish Kiss

When you burp into your partners mouth instead of kissing them

I gave my girlfriend a polish kiss, but she didn't enjoy it

Polish Kiss by ThePolishKisser April 30, 2020

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Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

Irish Kiss by valet6969 September 23, 2011

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an Australian kiss

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

an Australian kiss by Shuaman December 14, 2016

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hershey kiss

Fecal matter that has been expelled from the anus, then squeezed off. The protruding end flares against the underwear and thus creates a distinct hershey kiss shaped piece of shit.

Amanda: "I just squeezed off another hershey kiss."

Jon: "Girls don't actually shit or fart, do they?"

hershey kiss by DrMullet February 16, 2004

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Australian Kiss

Kissing or sucking ass, or playing with tongue and lips in and around someone's asshole.
Sucking up to somebody.
Much practiced by John Howard, prime minister of Australia when he is with Dubya.

Look at that brown-noser, he's giving his boss an Australian Kiss (Aussie Kiss) again.
Little Johnnie is giving Dubya (or Dickhead Cheney) an Australian Kiss again

Australian Kiss by shonny March 6, 2007

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