by SawyersRus December 29, 2023
Get the Horse Hair Motherfuckermug. He has only 4 hair. In regional language he is known as "Naalu Mudi".. Smartest Cutest Funniest guy you'll ever meet..
by 4hair November 23, 2021
Get the 4 hairmug. The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
Get the scrambled egg hairmug. Any person with red hair has a fiery demon in their soul, this is what gives their hair a red appearance. This is also the reason why most redheads have anger issues.
CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!
CAUTION-do not mess with redheads they are powerful and bloodthirsty!!!
Person 1: "Damn, that red hair tho."
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"
Person 2: "Careful don't mess with that person, or they'll mess you up.
ranga: "fuck you"
by RangaDemonGurrrl October 19, 2019
Get the red hairmug. by stevensflame October 28, 2020
Get the curly cheater hairmug. Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
Get the Blonde Hair Rapper Theorymug. When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 18, 2011
Get the Twilight hairmug.