Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkajawia

A person radiating Donkliness or retardation. An extended version of Donk.

"Man that banger was a total Donkajawia"

by LoafingGiantFTW September 27, 2009

Dewonkifcation

The act of trying to undo something that has become wonky.

My car has been acting wonky all week, it needs to go to the dealer for dewonkifcation.

by birthday frog February 5, 2010

donkey

the new word to replace Never Been Kissed's "rufus," meaning totally cool, amazing, rocking, groovy, or any other synonym there of.

**after having a moment of pure genius via telekinesis during a game of catch phrase, the team wins the game**
"That's donkey!"
or: "your disco barbie costume is totally donkey"

by gotsoccer? December 24, 2009

Donkey

Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!

Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.

Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!

Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.

by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

donkey

a person who often takes pictures of himself in the mirror. usually a person named chad who has low self-esteem n doesn't know who he is, or where he is going in life. a person who has many goals n didn't accomplish any yet. someone who is secretly gay. someone who is broke,n has no money.

what a donkey that guy!

by channing lopez May 30, 2010

donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010