This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.
by Notachris November 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. chris
chris gets bullied everyday (dont bully him) and he has a cat, a hamster, bird, and ferret, he gets hard when he sees you tho :flushed:
by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019
Get the chrismug. by Pseu davis June 12, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️
Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?
Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man
Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??
Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
by SnICKeR ChROniCles May 18, 2020
Get the Chris Brownmug. When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.
Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning
Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already
Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
Get the Biggy chrismug. The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024
Get the Chris Zavalamug. Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.
by A. Huggies June 9, 2020
Get the chris hughesmug.