my smelly bum

you would usually hear a English person saying this ......thats it ....umm....ye bye.....BOIIoioiOioIoioIoioIoiOioioI

wow.....well why don't you just lick my smelly bum......exactly so back of u turnip.

by mysmellybum_face November 05, 2018

bum lightning

That shooting pain you sometimes get in your bum. Also known as shooty bum pain

Hey what’s up with you, you look like your in pain?!
I’m okay just got a bit of bum lightning

by Lilrobbie4skin June 26, 2020

Bum Junction

The piece of skin / body that is between your genitals and the start of your bum crack

My bum junction is so itchy.

by 2Much4You June 09, 2024

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 08, 2022

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 07, 2019

Cummy Bum Syndrome

The syndrome where your bummy is full of cummy cum.

"Bro why the fuck are you looking up cummy bum syndrome are you fucking deranged?!"

by July 25, 2023

Bum Spray

When a homeless alcoholic has a hard night of drinking and then sprays diarrhea in the morning all over a public toilet or the wall of a squat.

This is generally from the fact that the alcoholic cannot get to the toilet fast enough, after searching many places over for a public restroom.

I was going to use the toilet in the park but it had bum spray all over it.

by Angstie October 10, 2021