Brown sugar oatmeal 

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

Brown sugar oatmeal by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

brown shmellkin 

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

brown shmellkin by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

Brown Velvet Special by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013

brown gravy twitch 

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed

*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."

brown gravy twitch by Becquiqui December 22, 2013

brown for brown 

giving up the butt for heroin, brown for brown

Brown for brown- that girl's boyfriend just went to jail and he usually supplies her with enough heroin (brown) to keep her well, Guess she will do what she always does give up the ass for brown. Brown for brown

brown for brown by msklynn February 5, 2014

brown pinnocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection and performing the Brown Pinnocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinnocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinnocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Brown Bucket

When you take a massive shit in a bucket.

Guy1: Man, I just had to pull a Brown Bucket..
Guy2: Ew man! That was my good bucket!

Brown Bucket by SwagStarr May 12, 2014