northern monkey

Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues

Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson

by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003

Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 19, 2006

grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

Monkeys chuff

to see the monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004