poop dumpster

When a girl poops on your dick and you then put it in her vagina

me and my girlfriend did the poop dumpster and she had her first orgasim

by wow122223333344332141431 July 1, 2011

poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation

"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"

by cericratman August 28, 2011

poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011

poop rock

Rock music that sounds like the guy singer is taking a hard crap (poop).

Creed is an exemplar of poop rockery.

by dragcityusa September 25, 2018

hirsh poop

The poop of all poops. The ultimate shit. The smell could contaminate entire nations. One whiff and your life is in danger. Anyone in a 1 mile proximity must stop drop and get the fuck out. This is not a joke. Get to safety

My friend took a Hirsh poop the other day and we had to evacuate the house and leave town

by no range no game March 30, 2018

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 22, 2021

Poop touch

Poop touch is essentially the game of Tag... but in stead of yelling “you’re it” when tagging someone you say or yell “poop touch”. It is often started without discussion. Someone simply reaches out, taps the person next to them and says it, then runs. Any Tag rules can apply. Base. Pause. Etc. Taunts typically center around inflection heavy chants of, “_______ haaaass the pooooop tooooouch.”

“I sprained my knee playing poop touch with my nephews over the weekend.”

by The Rainbowner April 4, 2021