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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
by D. D. D. September 6, 2023
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Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.
Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!
by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022
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by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia
She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina
by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019
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Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.
Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.
by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018
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Vagina en lata

Palabra española para traducir fleshlight . Son artilugios para la masturbación masculina que se llaman así porque simulan una vagina metida en una lata.
Desde que se compro la vagina en lata ya no usa las manos para darle al manubrio
by Ithil32 December 9, 2016
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Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?
Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)
by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021
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