A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 02, 2016
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12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.
Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day 📸 🍑
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blob universe

its a project that moriah elizabeth made , she makes blobs and then paints them . she wants to make 5,000 of them
moriah elizabeth has made pickle a blob universe blob
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Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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Quantum Universe

A brand that wants to spread science, mainly astrophysics and theoretical physics. The Instagram page of the quantum universe has over 120k global followers
The community of Quantum Universe is growing rapidly!
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Person universe version 2

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In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.
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