Tom

The kind and caring soul he will always check up on you and is always there for you no matter what. Tom has always got a lot going on and can never seem to get out of drama but at the end of the day he is the nicest and hottest guy out there if you fall for a tom you are in trouble because they are the hardest to get over and you will get jealous all the time because he is always with other girls but all you need to feel good about your self is just to hear him talk or for him to give you a compliment I love you Tom and it will get better I promise

Tom is hot

I know right and he has a heart of gold

by Iloveyourmumanddad November 23, 2021

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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

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