emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull

emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out

by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021

Jesus

Sexy ass mother fucker I wanna rail so hard him and someone named Moussa were in bed last night

Jesus is super sexy

Moussa: Ikr!

Julissa: wow I’m so mad

by Moussa The moose January 12, 2022

Jesus without je

sus

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022

Lutheran Jesus

It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.

Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!

by LandoFanF1 August 3, 2024

Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan

Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him

Jesus Saved me.

by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024