f u

fuck you

"Clean your room!"
-"No, f u"

by cretaetive May 2, 2019

C U Next Tuesday

a polite way of saying cunt

Hey Carol, C U Next Tuesday!!!

by totally_rad January 15, 2016

no u

literally the most cringeworthy thing to say in 2020 and beyond
if you say this youre most likely around the age of 8-10
but if youre 15+ and say this i dont know if your parents loved you enough

sometimes used in arguments but is now called the forbidden, and you will be made fun of if you say this

person1 : "youre bad"
person2: "no u"
person1: "did you fucking seriously say that youre honestly a cringe asshat go die immediately"
person2: "no u"
person1: "your parents never loved you enough"
person2: "thats.... right"

by MLGYolofade January 18, 2022

R U OK?

When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.

'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery

Jeffery died 2 seconds after.

by Millao August 14, 2021

brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018

Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

I u say b

If you stare at the sun you'll go blind 👌

I u say b?
You'll shoot you eye out kid.

by MineOwedWu's June 29, 2021