dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

Dead Clout

the process of someone becoming more valuable/famous after death; generally on social media

also known as dead cred

this guy got a lot of dead clout when the news of his death hit

by Cheonicc August 25, 2021

Dead

Ohohoho man.... She had better not be...

Hym "Holy shit Jordan, you had better believe that if she is dead you are so VERY fucked.... Aiming up, huh? Yeah... Welp... my family is compromised... Phone camera is compromised... *Sigh* Why didn't you just save her? You knew I wouldn't stop."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.

Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020