Life speedrun

Basically, die as fast has you can.

Person 1: im gonna commit life speedrun!
Person 2: what record bob?

Life speedrun by SomebodyDoingStuff March 24, 2021

cigarette speedrun 

When you pass the cig in a circle as fast as possible because you can't smoke inside

Quick we have to have a cigarette speedrun before Kyle gets back

cigarette speedrun by BudwiswerDeliveryGuy March 24, 2021

Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.

Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.

Saugatuck Speedbumps by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021

Toledo Speedo 

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.

A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!

Toledo Speedo by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021

anti speed 

opposite of speed, a depressant

me: dont u get tired of sweating from adderal?
friend: yes i stink all the time and ac doesnt help shit
me: then try anti speed, u know like benzos, barbs, inhalants
friend: sure u got any barz?

anti speed by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021

Spanish speedboat 

Like a Dutch rudder but much faster and usually accompanied by flamenco music.

Last night Tim and the lads had a big Spanish speedboat party

Spanish speedboat by Jammal62 June 5, 2021

Free speech 

Anybody can say or do something when there is no fear of getting in trouble, it's who is still willing to do something they could or will get in trouble for.

The girl talking about free speech wasn't really liberating anybody but herself with her actions.

Free speech by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021