suck my skinny dick

Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller

Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller

by Suck my skinny cock March 18, 2019

National Suck Dick Week

National suck dick week is October 21-27. During this week you have an excuse to get your dick sucked o whateva

Bro 1: Yo, it’s national suck dick week
Bro 2: Yeah man I have to suck your dick but no homo

by Bad Bitch Energy October 20, 2019

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.

Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

by Lechonputa2000 June 21, 2019

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Suck your dick backwards

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t

Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you

by Nevaeh B (Shabooka Rolands ) December 6, 2020

Arse sucking rat bastard

A person of next to no moral fiber , often a career motivated, forward thinking brown nose with exceptional organizational skills and a keen sense for changes in mood and group dynamics.

"Well may I introduce myself again as your new boss"

" No you arse sucking rat bastard , eat shit and die "

by St urungus polyp January 12, 2022