by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019
Get the dark ride mug.a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
Get the rug ride mug.A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
Get the Ride the mustache mug.dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
Get the DICK RIDING mug.The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
by Alucard54s August 6, 2014
Get the Neuter Ride mug.by Prinadean April 28, 2019
Get the Hoot ride mug.When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.
Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.
by iceman196 May 19, 2024
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