Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
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Reverse-bidet

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.
I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.
by Darthvader45 November 02, 2020
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Reverse-Bidet

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it
Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet
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reversal zing

a reversal zing is a zing that distracts the opponant zinger confusing him whilst you make an escape.
Bert: You know me i pull out a sus comment daily
Ernie: Thats not the only thing u pull
Bert: It is these days
Ernie: Oh you pulled out a good ol reversal zing
by Randy Seamoose November 22, 2006
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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
by itsjustAkira January 18, 2019
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