punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

punch the ether

It's when you break through the inertia of stuff and make an outcome from sheer will.

Let's get a rest now so we can go on and 'punch the ether' later!

by Mada Faca February 9, 2022

blue punch

A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party

Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.

by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017

house punch

The remnants of all alcohols and liquors left after a house party mixed together.

"We need to finish off all of the nearly empty bottles of alcohol."
"Just put it all in one bottle and make a house punch"

by Doughbaggery August 25, 2020