Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

looking like a potato

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

Potatoes

Basically a side chick. A chick you bang until she wants a relationship, than once she does you throw her away and continue the tater cycle.

I got mad potatoes on the back burner bro. Just gunna leave em there as long as I can just keeping getting a taste without fulling committing.

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

Potato

A somewhat tan man or woman who is fat

Look at Jim he’s such a potato

by HTXRCDIII December 15, 2018

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018