A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017
Get the Pants-Off Friendmug. Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
by SOG3 January 7, 2021
Get the Tan Pants Manmug. by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023
Get the Shatner Pantsmug. Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.
by dgafnem August 28, 2022
Get the Pissy pantsmug. A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia
by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014
Get the pants weinermug. by literallyricky November 24, 2022
Get the jimmy jam pimp pantsmug. Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
Get the Polka Dot Pantsmug.