playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

Play

That rapper/actor guy from the House Party movies back in the 90's.

Roll with Kid 'n Play,
now everybody say
Oh-la, oh-la, ayy

by Ratched, RN October 22, 2022

Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

hey guys play my game

asking someone to play your game

"hey guys play my game, the link is roblox.com/games/8295711387/DOOM-ROBLOX-Port"

by Noah_12317 January 8, 2022

Playing Popsicle

Giving someone a blowjob

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."

by siktrik January 10, 2022