Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob

Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!

by GiolaBear September 3, 2017

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.

Wow, he is doing the Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

by BigCOCKDADDY! August 2, 2020

suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.

Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO

by Dildy face December 18, 2017

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 24, 2021

Luckier than a sucked dick

Extremely fortunate/ Lucky. #blessed

Boy your luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020