hi

Hi is wat u would type when u r trying to get rid of some videos that ur parents would not like u too be on. It is a rush so u type the shortest word u can think of to make u look like an innocent little bitch.

"Oh no I have to make myself look as innocent as possible I must type "hi""

by Porn catcher January 24, 2020

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 15, 2024

Speak lies to his truth

It isn't 'his' truth it's THE truth.

Hym "I didn't claim to be the president. And if you're talking about Trump he literally IS the president. You are literally just saying the opposite of what I'm saying regardless of whether or not it's true. If they can just 'speak lies to his truth' then our politics isn't real. At all. There is no reason for them to even talk to eachother. They can just sit at home and vote by mail. I guess, no reason to talk other than to coordinate their lies. That's why I am not being charged. Explicitly. Because I would be both exonerated and receive the credit I deserve. And the people violating and/or allowing the public violation of my rights would meet the end they deserve."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

hi

a word used to greet someone also referred to as hello

hi bro

by free install apk October 21, 2020

Hi-tamin

When you eat 1-2 more vitamin gummies than the serving size says to and you get higher than the moon.

Zack quickly ran behind his Mom, just barely hiding from her view. In a moment of triumph, he quickly dove over to the vitamin gummies and grabbed a handful of 6-7. But, within seconds, Zack’s mind got charred with psychedelic images and euphoric feelings, and to this day, he’s still on vitamin gummies, unable to be satisfied without their irresistible high and mediocre flavor.

Don’t try Hi-Tamins.

Not. Even. Once.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Hi

Death

Hi, you’re dead

by Shooosh December 16, 2024