King kongs finger

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.

"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"

by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

Fingering Free February

As short FFF, Well it's just the same as No Nut November but for women instead.

Girl1: Did you see that hot boy there?
Girl2: Stop it we're on fingering free february

by Xhjhdassgbvbjj December 23, 2019

Finger bum flank

The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise

Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank

by DoctorZig August 14, 2016

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

Six Finger Syndrome

when u got 6 fingers total u become the yung six finger man

g1: yoooooo u have 5 fingers on ur left hand and 1 on ur right?
g2 yessirrrr i got that six finger syndrome

by bennnnnnnnnjjjjjii crih November 2, 2020

New Phone Fingers

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.

Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?

by Adzuki September 10, 2012