urban dick

someone who thinks they're cool because they put words they made up on the urban dictionary

urban dick: "hay guise look at this funny word i put on urban dictionary"
friends: "shut up no one cares"
friends: "lol you urban dick"

by yondagar March 12, 2011

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.

by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015

Hoyt this Dick

It means hoyt this dick

Created by Creekview High School Raider Male Team 2020

Hoyt this dick on three, ready, “One, two, three....hoyt this dick!”

by Evan Makhoul October 31, 2020

vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days

i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.

by liltomhung June 6, 2016

Dick Pockets

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.

MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.

by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009

sport dick

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

by nan wobbler May 28, 2012